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Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

Chuck Norris doesn't need a miracle in order to split the ocean. He just walks in and the water gets the fack out of the way.

Chuck Norris used to beat the shit out of his shadow because it was following to close. It now stands a safe 30 feet behind him.
Posted by chuck_norris_3a
Mar 18, 2012 3:27 PM
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Chuck Norris have won the Paris-Dakar rally 12 times. With an ice-skate.
Posted by rsambora
Apr 09, 2012 5:13 PM
Chuck Norris can speak Braille.
Posted by rsambora
Apr 09, 2012 5:11 PM
Chuck Norris can kill you with a roundhouse kick. Through the phone.
Posted by rsambora
Apr 09, 2012 5:11 PM
ahahahahahhahahahah im lmfao xD
Posted by castro666
Mar 26, 2012 1:11 PM
Chuck Norris can kill 2 suspects with 1 bird.
Posted by skywalker--
Mar 19, 2012 5:37 AM
Chuck Norris catches bullets with his beard.
Posted by rsambora
Mar 18, 2012 7:32 PM
Jesus said:"stand up and walk" to Chuck Norris. Since this date, we dont have any news of Jesus.
Posted by mrjack_3a
Mar 18, 2012 4:35 PM
Chuck Norris doesn't battle he just allows you to lose

This should be youre moto :P
Posted by zero_slo
Mar 18, 2012 4:25 PM